Peter 'Bash' Smith's Draft Day Rant

By Peter 'Bash' Smith

• Bash Smith believes the commissioner should be investigating whether this dog was spying on opponents draft sheets.

• Queueueueue ma theme music!!!!! Ahhhh, nice to hear after a long hiatus.
  
  Welcome back UFL fans for a 12th season that’s sure to be full of upsets, surprises and some trash talk for sure. Nobody can argue that this league is what made us addicted to football and made some of us check out college games just to get an edge. On a side note, the BCS is bullshit.
  
  As always draft day is the very foundation of what makes this league great. It’s not the games, the head to head competition or the stories that develop during the season. Don’t get me wrong, they’re all great but it’s not the foundation.
  Draft day surprises, storylines, funny moments, one line zingers, the repetitive jokes, beer. To sum it up, it’s about few hours of dudes being dudes for a few hours.
  
  Here are a few moments that happened during this draft:
  
  OK, the news about Nick getting a black eye on the eve of the draft is just funny. May I suggest Chris Sabo glasses?
  
  Andre! Wake up!
  
  Randy Moss AND Adrian Peterson traded? Nobody saw that coming.
  
  What’s with the freezing basement? Is it your 2nd cold room? It kept Andre awake. We could hear the cheers all the way upstairs.
  
  How cute, Duane brought his niece.
  
  This joke may have cost 120$ but after acquiring Randy Moss, going to get and change jerseys was funny.
  
  Andre! Wake up!
  
  Oh, pass the ketchup. What the hell’s wrong with the ketchup? Oh man it’s hot n’ spicy ketchup.
  
  No Gabe. Again, no expansion.
  
  Mel and Pat are making progress. One more have joined the abolishment of the home field advantage rule. They are now 3.
  
  Last but not least. Let’s not forget our old UFL veteran Carlos Quintana, locking himself out of his car while the car was still running. I’m still trying to figure out why you would park your car, leave it running and want to shut it off AFTER gathering your things from the back seat.
  
  Wow, I see the draft central page is already updated.
  
  Well guys those are the funny tidbits I was aware of that happened on draft day. I know we’ll have another great year. We just have to see what the story line develops during the year and the laughs we should get with the twitter page. So remember folks, bring coffee, protect your eyes and shut off your cars.
  
  Until next time.